Saturday, November 22nd, 2008, 6:40 pm

I was shopping today until I saw Cindy Mclan buying a Hello Kitty bra.  As I peered over she said, "Why are you looking at my bra?  I know I am 35 but, I have rights!".

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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008, 9:42 am

* BERLIN — American hiker, Jessica Bruinsma took on the Bavarian Alps, and fell 16.4 feet, where she was stranded for three days. The 24-year-old from Colorado, was rescued after using her sports bra as a signal. She attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain.

Sources close to the now horny lumberjacks say, "It wasn't the cable shaking that got our attention. And my timber was sure moving! Everyone knows lumberjacks love flapjacks, and those looked delicious."

Sources close to the sport's bra say, "Finally we can be known for something more than taking two perfectly good breasts and squishing them into one giant uniboob."


* SACRAMENTO — A female driver crashed head-on into a utility pole, causing 15,000 people to lose power. She claims to have been swerving to avoid hitting a stray cat.

Sources close to the imaginary stray cat say, "Take that Mrs. O'Leary's cow! You aren't the only one who can cause chaos and mayhem."


* NEW YORK — New York City street performer known as The Naked Cowboy, filed a $6 million lawsuit against M&Ms candy maker Mars Inc. on grounds of trademark infringement after video billboards depicted a blue M&M dressed in his signature outfit.

Sources close to the guy arrested on the hit TV show cops said, "That's been my signature outfit for 20 years. I just put my wifebeater on because I knew I was fixin' ta be on the TV, and didn't want the whole world to see my hubcap-sized nipples."

Robert Burck has been playing The Naked Cowboy in Times Square for 10 years wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities, a white cowboy hat and white cowboy boots, while strumming a white guitar.

Sources close to black guitars, sporty colored briefs and various colored shitkickers say, "Clearly this man is a racist cowboy and we should sue him!"*** You can see all blog posts and comment on each post by clicking the link on the bottom right, "View All" thanks for stopping by! ***

Tags: cat, cow, bra, comedy, nakedcowboy

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Saturday, March 29th, 2008, 5:47 pm

Well, it's only taken me 40 years but I think I've finally got around to getting a bra that fits properly. And boy WHAT A DIFFERENCE!I have to say girls that I've always had trouble finding comfy ones in normal shops like M&S etc. 20 years ago when I started needing them anything above a D cup was just unheard of, so even though I needed something with a bigger cup size, that's what I got - (coz that's all there was) a D cup.Of course when I started putting on weight, finding ones to fit me at all was a real problem, and even when the likes of Tesco and Asda started to sell up to DD, and even E cups, sadly I was beyond that, in my morbid obesity of hugeness. I couldn't face up to measuring myself (I was in MASSIVE denial) and I couldn't possibly have undergone the humiliation of the shop assistant measuring me, huge as I was, so I spent most of my 20's and all of my 30's in the biggest thing I could find in a normal shop a 40D, going up to a 42 when Tesco started to stock them about 4 years ago.Today, I did a really brave thing (for me anyway) and went in to a PROPER BRA shop. I'd measured myself beforehand across the chest at my widest and narrowest and worked out what my proper size should ACTUALLY be, and blow me down, if it wasn't EXACTLY the best fitting of all of them. I've now gone from wearing a 42D to my actual correct size of 36F, yes that's 3 back sizes SMALLER and 3 CUP sizes BIGGER - AT THE SAME TIME.The difference in my profile is frankly amazing. It's like I've had breast up-lift surgery. They've actually gone UP by about 3 inches - even partner (the MOST blind person of all when it comes to noticing things could see it). I was SO IMPRESSED by this new bra that I bought TWO of them and REFUSED to put my old one back on when I came out of the changing room (it's gone straight in the bin along with all my other wrong sized ones) I wore it home and don't even want to take it off now it's so comfy.The moral of this story girls - get yourself measured properly for a correct fitting bra - or do it yourself: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A4455272 and give your confidence a 100% boost and save yourself £10,000 on a boob job.

Tags: bra, bargain, fitting, confidence

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Friday, July 13th, 2007, 4:27 am

I love going to the gym. Some days I am more enthusiastic than others, but I still love going and the feeling I get from it. But, there are times when I shake my head at some of the other people there. I know I am not perfect, far from it, but I sure do hope that I don't do some of the things these others do.. Which, leads me to this week's Friday Five: Five things I think at, but do not say to, people at the gym.1. What were you thinking when you got dressed?
Sometimes people have the weirdest clothes on at the gym. Yes, I know its not a fashion show, but you still need to have some decency. In fact, JUST yesterday I saw a girl with itty bitty blue shorts on, that were see-through for all intents and purposes. I could easily tell she had on yellow and white striped undies!!2. Lighten up, enjoy your work out and smile some.
I don't know if it is just the Finns or if people everywhere at the gym don't smile much and seem to take their class way too seriously. When I goof up in a class and go right when we should go left, I laugh and smile. It's funny! Most of the people in the class keep a serious, straight face, what's up with that?3. Come on, we're here to sweat, so sweat already!
There are some people that manage to go through an hour long class of Body Combat and not sweat a drop. I on the other hand have sweat buckets, my face is red from exertion and when we start the cool down/stretching exercises, I am breathing hard. 4. That has got to be painful!
This one goes along with number 1. How do women who have breasts not wear a supportive bra in active, jumping around type classes? I've got a decent bra and I'm still bouncing around sometimes. All I've got to say is: OUCH!5. Why do you have to fart in my air space?!
Especially in a class or on the treadmill. It is an enclosed area, I can't (or would rather not) really leave what I am doing in the middle of my workout. Why do you need to come next to me and stink up the air even more than all the sweat smells that are here! Sweat smells I understand, even if they are gross, I understand! But farting? Come on, if I want to smell that, I'll go to an outhouse.

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Friday, June 8th, 2007, 4:54 am

I didn't manage to get up until 7.10am this morning so it was a bit of a rush to get out before Emma's breakfast.  The rushing meant I put on the wrong sports bra which is a bit to big for me.Those of you with larger than average boobs will know than in order to run for any length of time it is more comfortable to have those boobs properly harnessed otherwise you start to feel that they are running separately to you (in a 3-legged race kind of way!).  However it wasn't too bad.It was drissly and misty, which is lovely weather for me to run in cos I get very hot.  However I do run along a very small section of main road (on the pavement) and I could really smell the car fumes hanging in the air...YUK!If you have been following this blog you have probably noticed that I am not really following the bupa programe, but using it as a very helpful guide.Today I did:5r 2w X3
+ 3r 2w
+2r
(r=run w=walk)This was the 2mile circuit as usual Total 29minutes exactlyI managed a comfortable pace and got home just as the washing finished, so bunged that on the line as a cool down, despite the drissle.....that's real optimism for you.I just had time to give Emma brekkie when our new dishwasher arrived WOOO HOO!....no more washing up by hand.So its all been go today and that was all before 9am......I think I need a cup of tea now

Tags: dishwasher, rush, running, bra

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