Things I Learned From Watching The Office: Weight Loss
Things I Learned From Watching Weight Loss
1. Holly is a major dork.
2. Pam weighs 226 pounds.
3. Friends don't talk about other friends' butts.
4. Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.
5.
If your company is having a weight loss competition, replace all the
snacks in the vending machine with fruits and vegetables, and be sure
to keep spraying to keep flys away.
6. Angela hasn't seen Andy naked.
7. When doing weekly weigh-ins, stand on the same place on the scale for the same amount of weight distribution.
8. Michael told the office he was the dad of Jan's baby.
9.
You might get nauseous if someone picks up and carries around the
laptop of the computer that you are watching the webcam of.
10. Michael went 28 years without sex.
11. If Angela gains weight, she will die.
12. Men from Scranton are handsome.
13. Kevin and Jim are on Ryan's list.
14. Kelly and Darryl are crazy in love.
15. You can force someone to exercise by dropping them off in a bad part of town and make them walk back.
16. People probably like Phyllis' jugs.
17. The Little Drummer Boy is bigger than Christmas.
18. Creed likes Kelly's butt.
19. Sometimes the best time to propose to your girlfriend is at a gas station, in the rain.
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