DwightFry 6/25/2008 1:16pm
JOIN LONG BEACH!!!! YAY!!!! Stick with us and help out this summer on the tasks...many will be group tasks, so we'll need individuals to help make not only the the branch bigger, but for your personal wins! Click on Tasks every week for your assignment! Please read carefully....BE SURE TO ADD AN AVATAR ASAP!! Add me as a favorite coworker, please! First of all, being a member/employee of DMI is not like an online group where you just join to be seen. It should take less than an hour to complete your work each week! IF you haven't already bought anything for your desk, PLEASE get the "Enhanced PC Monitor", as special messages from corporate appear on them and a mailbox will tell you that you've got new mail. You CANNOT trade in what you buy, so choose WISELY! DMI is not a place to join just to be seen as an Office fan....this is a TASK job! If you want to be just a "member", please withdraw your application. Thanks for understanding this. We're a large branch with the small branch feel...I promise! Participate and get back! Be sure to get involved with the DMI forum for Corporate (LOTS of fun and games and great people) and the Long Beach part of the DMI forum, too, to discuss tasks and working together. Check out the DMI forums too by going to the "My Branch" page and click on "Forums"! To get promotions, do EVERY task EVERY week. Some of these tasks will require you to work with all the other employees as a collaboration. If you don't do these tasks, you don't get promotions at all! For the collaboration tasks, we have to keep our ideas secret, so we use a special forum called the DunderBoard: http://dwightfry.com/dunderboard/index.php It's for Long Beach employees only, so sign up under your EXACT employee name for approval. You'll see that you'll make friends in this branch that you will get to know very well! We have TERRIFIC people here, so you'll have a blast! We also (hic) drink a lot. I also cannot hire/fire you! I am just your leader and will count on YOU to help us win tasks now and in the future. I thank you ahead of time. Schrute bucks will mean nothing until Fall....they don't count for ANYONE, and will all be removed shortly, so don't worry about them....all will be set to zero, and EVERYONE will be set back as temps betwen now and this Fall. There's also a chat room for all of DMI that you can go to any time and find ALL DMI employees chatting in here: http://dwightfry.com/dunderchatlbca/x7chat2/index.php Again, please use your EXACT employee name. This is your JOB, so be sure to be there for your branch! The rest is all socializing on the forums, comments sections, and the IMs you get on the forums. Ask if you want help starting. If you're local, we also have real life parties several times a year...we're planning our second and third outing now! They're great fun, which is what our branch is all about! We've already had our first Dundie Awards party IRL. Don't forget that The Office is on TBS Tuesday nights 10PM/9PM Central. If you want to check the branch stats, be sure to click on "My Branch", and for VERY detailed info check out this page...it has it ALL and shows where YOU rank each week: http://dmi.shakymon.com/dmi-us-ca-long-beach.html ALL company stats are available on the left column, so dig it! If you'd like to help build our build our MiniCity, copy and paste URL: http://long-beachdmi.myminicity.com/ind You don't have to all of this TODAY, but this is most of the information you will need to help you when you sign on for some fun, and you are required to have fun. I'm sort of an entertainer. I'm here to make sure my employees think of me as a friend and not a boss, and maybe a mother figure. (Michael Scott philosophy) If you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me in my comments. Happy to have you aboard! EXPECT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica, DF, RM :D